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IanG [18788. Posted 14-Feb-2012 Tue 17:41] View Near Messages
A Load of Wank...
It seems the `lawmakers` in Oklahoma don`t know much about human biology. Men generally "otherwise deposit sperm" every time they take a piss. So, it seems our own bodily functions are "detrimental to unborn children" or, rather, the govenor`s of Oklahoma are proving themselves to be detrimental to mankind, freedom, sanity and normality.
Are the rest of the so-called `lawmakers` we have fucking up the world as uneducated and unenlightened as this bunch of brainless meddling twats?
IanG [18779. Posted 22-Jul-2010 Thu 10:14] View Near Messages
"A Cardiff councillor who referred to Scientology as stupid on a social network site has been referred to an ethics committee."
Indeed he should. We all know Scientology has been declared "a dangerous cult" by the courts! It isn`t stupid, its insane fiction from the pen of L Ron Hubbard.
Think I`ll start the `Church of Never Never Land` so we can all pray to Lord God Peter Pan for eternal youth and, to send us tick-tocking crocodiles and Tinkerbell fairies to save us from evil Pirates with hooks. Anyone want to sign up? It`s only £100,000 for a life membership (cash only - no cheques!) and, of course, your solemn oath, on pain of death, to sacrifice your first born to the third star on the left just before dawn if you ever say you don`t believe in fairies (its in the small print after clause 3172(b) on page 1036 of Your Biding Contract with the Chruch of Never Never Land, just before clause 3173, which states apostates will be decalared pirates and must submit to having their hand replaced with a hook).
IanG [18778. Posted 27-Jun-2010 Sun 07:19] View Near Messages
"Most of the Internet is Considered Sacrilegious..."
Yeah? Well here`s a bit more: Most religion is considered bullshit.
@JesusRules, ...and I thought I was losing it.
Listen up you fools.
Our Saviour IS love, compassion, knowledge, reason and understanding.
Our Destroyer IS hate, indifference, ignorance, irrationality and superstition.
`Jesus` is inside all of us alongside the `Devil`. Believe in love, compassion, knowledge, reason and understanding instead of that crazy superstitious clap trap else you lot will indeed end up destroying the whole of mankind.
Know the TRUTH when you see it!
@bjabir, I wonder what makes you believe you deserve life everlasting in some unearthly paradise? I`m not religious but even I recognise that whatever created this universe is far beyond anything we can hope to understand. What you believe is akin to us granting eternal life to amoeba in exchange for their worship. If there is a God then nothing people do as a result of our ignorance will affect the outcome after death. We will all be forgiven because we are falible and we all make mistakes - we were made that way by our creator.
What matters my friend is the here and now and trying to make this world as close to paradise as we can for ALL life on earth. Because only IF we get the balance absolutely right can this little old earth go on supporting life until the Sun finally gives up the holy ghost - i.e. the life-giving Energy of light and warmth we all need to survive.
When I die I expect to sleep for the rest of eternity - absolute bliss, no pain, no worries, no nothing. My earthly remains will be taken by Mother Nature and reborn into a myriad of new lifeforms just as its been for over 500 million years. I`m happy with that. I expect no more from the creator that gave me this life, this mind and these eyes to know and see this miracle of creation with all its laws and stars and wonderous lifeforms.
Be thankful for what we have got and stop dreaming of that which can never be known and, quite frankly, none of us really deserve.
This Earth is the only paradise I know in the heavens and we`re rapidly turning it into Hell, in fact, we seem hellbent on turning it into a living hell on a rather regular basis.
Grow up and get real otherwise reality will come round and bite you all very hard in the arse (and pretty soon by the look of things!).
This `prophet` has spoken.