Atheist
Ireland write:
From 1 January 2010 the new Irish blasphemy law
becomes operational, and we begin our campaign to have it repealed.
Blasphemy is now a crime punishable by a €25,000 fine. The new law
defines blasphemy as publishing or uttering matter that is grossly
abusive or insulting in relation to matters held sacred by any religion,
thereby intentionally causing outrage among a substantial number of
adherents of that religion, with some defences permitted.
This new law is both silly and dangerous. It is
silly because medieval religious laws have no place in a modern secular
republic, where the criminal law should protect people and not ideas.
And it is dangerous because it incentives religious outrage, and because
Islamic States led by Pakistan are already using the wording of this
Irish law to promote new blasphemy laws at UN level.
We believe in the golden rule: that we have a
right to be treated justly, and that we have a responsibility to treat
other people justly. Blasphemy laws are unjust: they silence people in
order to protect ideas. In a civilised society, people have a right to
to express and to hear ideas about religion even if other people find
those ideas to be outrageous.
In this context we now publish a list of 25
blasphemous quotes, which have previously been published by or uttered
by or attributed to Jesus Christ, Muhammad, Mark Twain, Tom Lehrer,
Randy Newman, James Kirkup, Monty Python, Rev Ian Paisley, Conor Cruise
O'Brien, Frank Zappa, Salman Rushdie, Bjork, Amanda Donohoe, George
Carlin, Paul Woodfull, Jerry Springer the Opera, Tim Minchin, Richard
Dawkins, Pope Benedict XVI, Christopher Hitchens, PZ Myers, Ian
O'Doherty, Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O'Connor and Dermot Ahern.
Despite these quotes being abusive and
insulting in relation to matters held sacred by various religions, we
unreservedly support the right of these people to have published or
uttered them, and we unreservedly support the right of any Irish citizen
to make comparable statements about matters held sacred by any religion
without fear of being criminalised, and without having to prove to a
court that a reasonable person would find any particular value in the
statement.
We ask Fianna Fail and the Green Party to
repeal their anachronistic blasphemy law, as part of the revision of the
Defamation Act that is included within the Act. We ask them to hold a
referendum to remove the reference to blasphemy from the Irish
Constitution.
We also ask all TDs and Senators to support a
referendum to remove references to God from the Irish Constitution,
including the clauses that prevent atheists from being appointed as
President of Ireland or as a Judge without swearing a religious oath
asking God to direct them in their work.
If you run a website, blog or other media
publication, please feel free to republish this statement and the list
of quotes yourself, in order to show your support for the campaign to
repeal the Irish blasphemy law and to promote a rational, ethical,
secular Ireland.
A few of my favourites
Tom Lehrer, The Vatican Rag, 1963:
Get in line in that processional, step into that small confessional.
There, the guy who's got religion'll tell you if your sin's original. If
it is, try playing it safer, drink the wine and chew the wafer. Two,
four, six, eight, time to transubstantiate!
James Kirkup, The Love That Dares to
Speak its Name, 1976: While they prepared the tomb I kept guard over
him. His mother and the Magdalen had gone to fetch clean linen to shroud
his nakedness. I was alone with him… I laid my lips around the tip of
that great cock, the instrument of our salvation, our eternal joy. The
shaft, still throbbed, anointed with death's final ejaculation. This
extract is from a poem that led to the last successful blasphemy
prosecution in Britain, when Denis Lemon was given a suspended prison
sentence after he published it in the now-defunct magazine Gay News. In
2002, a public reading of the poem, on the steps of St.
Martin-in-the-Fields church in Trafalgar Square, failed to lead to any
prosecution. In 2008, the British Parliament abolished the common law
offences of blasphemy and blasphemous libel.
Conor Cruise O'Brien, 1989: In the
last century the Arab thinker Jamal al-Afghani wrote: 'Every Muslim is
sick and his only remedy is in the Koran.' Unfortunately the sickness
gets worse the more the remedy is taken.
Frank Zappa, 1989: If you want to get
together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine - but
to hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud-Guy who
has The Big Book, who knows if you've been bad or good - and cares about
any of it - to hang it all on that, folks, is the chimpanzee part of the
brain working.
Salman Rushdie, 1990: The idea of the
sacred is quite simply one of the most conservative notions in any
culture, because it seeks to turn other ideas - uncertainty, progress,
change - into crimes. In 1989, Ayatollah Khomeini of Iran issued a
fatwa ordering Muslims to kill Rushdie because of blasphemous passages
in Rushdie's novel The Satanic Verses.
Amanda Donohoe on her role in the Ken
Russell movie Lair of the White Worm, 1995: Spitting on Christ was a
great deal of fun. I can't embrace a male god who has persecuted female
sexuality throughout the ages, and that persecution still goes on today
all over the world.
George Carlin, 1999: Religion easily
has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has
actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the
sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the
invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to
do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full
of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will
send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry
forever and ever 'til the end of time! But He loves you. He loves you,
and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful,
all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!
Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they
always need a little more. Now, talk about a good bullshit story. Holy
Shit!
Jesus Christ, in Jerry Springer The Opera,
2003: Actually, I'm a bit gay. In 2005, the Christian Institute
tried to bring a prosecution against the BBC for screening Jerry
Springer the Opera, but the UK courts refused to issue a summons.
Richard Dawkins in The God Delusion,
2006: The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant
character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust,
unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a
misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal,
pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent
bully. In 2007 Turkish publisher Erol Karaaslan was charged with the
crime of insulting believers for publishing a Turkish translation of The
God Delusion. He was acquitted in 2008, but another charge was brought
in 2009. Karaaslan told the court that it is a right to criticise
religions and beliefs as part of the freedom of thought and expression.
Pope Benedict XVI quoting a 14th century
Byzantine emperor, 2006: Show me just what Muhammad brought that was
new and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his
command to spread by the sword the faith he preached. This statement
has already led to both outrage and condemnation of the outrage. The
Organisation of the Islamic Conference, the world's largest Muslim body,
said it was a character assassination of the prophet Muhammad.
The Malaysian Prime Minister said that the Pope must not take lightly
the spread of outrage that has been created. Pakistan's foreign
Ministry spokesperson said that anyone who describes Islam as a
religion as intolerant encourages violence. The European Commission
said that reactions which are disproportionate and which are
tantamount to rejecting freedom of speech are unacceptable.
Finally, as a bonus, Micheal Martin, Irish
Minister for Foreign Affairs, opposing attempts by Islamic States to
make defamation of religion a crime at UN level, 2009: We believe
that the concept of defamation of religion is not consistent with the
promotion and protection of human rights. It can be used to justify
arbitrary limitations on, or the denial of, freedom of expression.
Indeed, Ireland considers that freedom of expression is a key and
inherent element in the manifestation of freedom of thought and
conscience and as such is complementary to freedom of religion or
belief. Just months after Minister Martin made this comment, his
colleague Dermot Ahern introduced Ireland's new blasphemy law.